We have a variety of shops: cheese, socks, pie, underwear, candy, Cracker jacks, Three Musketeers, peanuts, toast, jam, fish balls, ice cream, chocolate, books, Gold mine stock, swamp real estate, Brooklyn Bridge, air, pet rocks, nails and screws.
What should we name our little mall? Should we open on holidays?
Trail Baboon 
Abnor Mall. Whose holidays?
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Any holiday you like. I think we should be open on Art Fry Day (August 19) and have a special on post-it notes!
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My store will have Toast-it Notes.
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at the post it notes store?
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Oh crap – I actually went to look up Abnor Mall on the web… This is going to be a silly day!
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Rise and Shine Baboons!
BaboonDale
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That is so perfect why add any other option.
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DaleDale
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dale
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In this case it might be important to be open on Pi Day.
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All Things Considered
24/7/365.25
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Multifarious Mall
Mondays
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Nefarious Mall
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I will sell you the land.
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From your store? That misty, hard to define business venture that sells….what does it sell? I forget. Intangibles. That’s it.
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Intangible Realty
Agent: Clyde Birkholz
000-999-1313
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I get my funding from the Russians by way of Trump.
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Schmaltz Mall
Mall of Bob
Shopping Poole
Mall Around the Corner
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It’s hard to top the mall names already submitted – thinking….
Nice photo collage, VS! Here’s another… just happened to be the photo on bing.com today: the Brooklyn Bridge…
https://www.bing.com/?pc=EUPP_
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What is in the middle of the mall? An amusement park? If, so what is it called?
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Maybe instead an amusement-free zone. Someplace you could go to recover whenever you get too amused.
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Steve’s Happy Valley
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I always thought Happy Valley sounded like a pet cemetery. Maybe the center of the mall could have one of those.
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Cannabis Camp
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Jeez. I get no respect around here.
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i thought it sounded like a looney bin
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I always liked the idea of a restaurant called The Dangerous Cafe. Grand pianos and anvils hanging from the ceiling. What else would it feature?
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Raw chicken
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An unrefrigerated sushi bar.
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Clucking sushi
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Serving staff running with scissors.
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All the staff are named Mary
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Even the men.
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All you can eat mystery protein.
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Electric chairs around rusty tables
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I can see that you guys are not good students of classic film. The obvious name for the mall would be Holiday Mall. And it would be open only on holidays.
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Related, from my daughter re her churches: “Facebook just notified me that 5 visitors have suggested that our parish page is out of date. So Facebook suggested that we change our type of business to “Religious Organization/Burger Restaurant.”
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“All are welcome/We won’t grill you.”
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OK, that one elicited an actual out loud groan!
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Several of them have!
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Look what you started, VS.
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Oh goodness! This is silly! i love the “underware” in the photo.
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I guess it’s kind of like “hard-ware”… could be a form of soft-ware.
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National Toast Day–2/23. No kidding, Sherlock.
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