On this date in the year 600, Pope Gregory the Great decreed that the proper thing to say when someone sneezed was “God bless you”. I told this to a friend, a practicing Catholic, who said ” Who died and put him in charge!? Why are we still listening to him? We should find something new to say!” I was at a loss for her being somewhat offended by Pope Gregory, but I found her response delightful.
What are some of your favorite (or not so favorite turns of phrase)? Make up a new one if you can.
I recently heard the phrase “honked off” to decribe being angry angry. I like those words. They are pithy.
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Yes, and they make me laugh.
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I was recently reading about Pope Gregory and the debunking of a long-repeated myth that he had declared newborn rabbits “not meat” and therefore acceptable fare during lent, thus triggering the widespread domestication of wild rabbits. The report of that debunking has apparently been circulating for a while. Here’s an example:
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2018/02/eh-whats-up-doc/553304/
If P.G. Really pronounced the sneeze edict, which is questionable, it’s unlikely that it would have been on this day, since he would have been using a different calendar.
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Bill, I read your reply and thought, “Well, of course Bill read about Pope Gregory, who I have not even heard of before.” What you know always amazes me.
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To be honest, this was more of a Baader-Meinhof. Two references to Pope Gregory in less than a week.
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Well then you know I’m All In.
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Puts a different gloss on the Easter Bunny, doesn’t it?
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I have always found The Easter Bunny tradition to be mystifying, especially as Christian churches hold Easter Egg Hunts. There is a symbol of pagan fertility hopping around the grounds, after Christian churches went to such great lengths to eliminate paganism. The Not Red Meat declaration just adds to morass. The pope must have been hungry as a bunny hopped by.
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Rise and Shine Baboons,
There are two historical figures who provide infinite phrases that are repeated often as part of daily life: William Shakespeare and Benjamin Franklin. I love to go to Shakespeare plays at the Guthrie and count the phrases that are often used (come to think of it, I have not done this for several years now. I need to attend one). “Something is rotten in Denmark” or “Me thinks thou doest protest too much” come to mind early today.
Ben Franklin’s pithy sayings just show up everywhere–“A penny saved is a penny earned,” etc.
When I think of how long ago these two actually lived and wrote, it amazes me that their words each appear every day in our lives.
And then there was my grandmother and her cooking quotes:
“Any cookie that can’t grease its own butt isn’t worth the baking,” and “Everything tastes better with a cup of sugar and a cup of cream.” She really cooked that way and she lived to 99 years and 5 months. With high blood pressure of course.
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I like your grandma, Jackie.
There’s a nice Shakespeare Festival here in July…
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Well, who knows. Sounds fun—fodder for a Baboon field trip? 🚗
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Perhaps!
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I really didn’t know how to answer my friend’s question “Who died and put him in charge?!” What a loaded theological question!
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I thought that, as a practicing Catholic, she should know who died and put him in charge!
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Well wouldn’t that logically be his predecessor on the papal throne, Pelagius II. Honestly, when will people learn to google for themselves? 😉
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I heard a variant of that when I was a guest of my ranching/farming friends in north central Montana. One night in the middle of an adult discussion nine-year-old Marcus (a charming kid) spoke up. His mom asked him, “WHO put a nickel in you?”
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I hear that a lot out here.
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I mean, people don’t say that to me. I hear them say it to other people.
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Of course!
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sure , sure
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For you it would have to be a quarter. You could answer “The University of Manitoba.” If that’s where you earned your degree.
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Yep! Go Bison!
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Go where?
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I think they already have, mostly.
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Another variant, said in response to someone piping in:
“Another country heard from!”
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That sounds like a line from the annual Eurovision song contest.
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Must be a regional thing, Renee.
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I do like a good turn of phrase. A phrase should be fully cooked on both sides.
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There are phrases I use all the time in small talk, like “It’s always something.” But there are phrases I love to hear, if I can just think of one of them in time to note it here…
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One often heard on old fart TV, which my wife watches. Not me. “Do not take [insert name of drug here] if you are allergic to [insert name of drug here].” And good sound advice.
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I am really glad to hear you do not watch OFTV.
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From Huck Finn.”He’s as rich as creosote.”
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I suppose in Huck’s world they paved with Creosus…
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For some totally irrational reason, I intensely dislike the word “belly”. I much prefer “tummy”.
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i dislike the word tummy so it all evens out
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me too.
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I prefer tummy to belly, but I’m not thrilled with either. I guess stomach is a less annoying option for me.
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Is it just me, or are the terms belly and tummy usually used when talking to a small child? In which case I don’t have an issue with either, but when speaking of or to an adult, puhleeze, it’s a stomach.
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There is a Seinfeld episode addressing the phrase ‘God Bless you’. Their solution is to say “You’re so Good looking”.
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That could get you kicked out of the Senate.
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For no particular reason, yesterday I was remembering the phrase promoting the 1964 World’s Fair. The phrase is a coin-shaped thing, usually wooden, with the word “TUIT” printed on it. People are always talking about what they’ll do “if I ever get around to it.” Give them this coin, and they have a round TUIT!
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I had one of those once, made of wood..
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The Bible has a few, especially the King James Version, which is a weak translation but poetic at times, and awkward more often. “Entreat me not to leave thee, Or return from following after thee, for whither thou goest I will go.”
Too bad the fundies do not get the point of the book of Ruth.
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“Moses said, “I have been a stranger in a strange land’.”
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Did Robert Heinlein say that too?
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Actually, the Bible is a rich source of many phrases still in common use:
“Pride goes before a fall” Proverbs 16:19
“Man shall not live by bread alone” Deuteronomy 8:3, Matthew 4:4
“The truth shall make you free” John 8:32
and this one: “To everything there is a season” Ecclesiastes 3:1
which inspired Pete Seeger to write this:
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Wait a minute, I thought those were all Ben Franklin. He must have plagarized!
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Sorry to burst your bubble, Jacque.
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I thinkj this iis a line from Man of La Mancha, and I think Sancho is the one who says it.
“But let that pass”, which a fine replacement for “but never mind”, when you realise you have gone down an unrelated rabbit hole OR when you don’t want mere facts to get in the way of your point.
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I have always liked “best horse in the glue factory” and the related “fastest one in the slow group”. It keeps things in perspective.
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And puts a smile on my face. Reminds me of my late friend, Chuck Halling, when he arrived in Kino, Mexico the first time.
Chuck was a potter, and a man of few words but keen observations. He had wandered around Old Kino, a rather run down town of tar-paper shacks, unpaved roads, roaming stray dogs, and barefoot children. When he returned from his walk he said, “I felt a bit like an alligator in a purse factory.”
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George Goebel: “Do you ever feel like the world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes?”
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I got this from Fred Chappell, but it didn’t originate with him, apparently. If you google it, and follow some of the variants, it’s kind of a rabbit hole.
Upon refusing a second helping at dinner, instead of announcing you’re full, you say, “I have had an elegant sufficiency. Any more would be a superfluity.”
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Or, “I’m stuffed.” Probably a safer option, if not as eloquent, after a couple of glasses of wine.
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“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”
http://quotesnsmiles.com/quotes/70-brilliant-oscar-wilde-quotes/
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cleaver!
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i cant help it i love leave it to beaver
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050032/quotes
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Knowing that we can be loved exactly as we are gives us all the best opportunity for growing into the healthiest of people.
https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/32106.Fred_Rogers
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Back to sneezing. This is from a recent Atlas Obscura:
There are a few responses that seem to be used primarily with a sneezing child. In Serbia, sometimes a young sneezer will hear the response pis maco, which means “go away, kitten.” That comes, probably, from the onomatopoetic similarity between that phrase and the sound of a sneeze. It’d be as if an English speaker responded to a sneeze with “I choose!”
“Go away, kitten!” Take that, Pope Gregory!
Here’s the whole A. O. article:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/sneeze-bless-you-response
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A friend’s last name is Ratajczyk (Polish), pronounced roughly “ra-tie-check”, but he says you can just sneeze, and you’ve got it.
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Nephew used to say “the thot plickens”, and now I do too. I believe it’s called a spoonerism, and there are whole stories written this way, the most memorable to me being “Rindercella>”
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For nearly four decades a guy named Terry Foy told spoonerism stories at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival.
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He may be the one who told Rindercella.
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I’m fascinated by regional phrases, and I love words and phrases that reveal the sense of humor and characteristics of the locals. Do the locals tend to be loquacious or terse? Do they tend toward understatement or exaggeration? It all shows up in the vernacular.
A phrase such as “all hat and no cattle”must surely have originated in Texas. It has a lot of swagger to it. The word “rannygazoo” – found in the Trail Baboon glossary, and used occasionally by Renee (I think) – also has a nice ring to it and to me suggests a quick wit. “Whoopensocker,” a Wisconsin term meaning something extraordinary, is a great word. And how about the North Carolina term “table tapper” for an amateur preacher? Doesn’t that reveal a certain glint in the eye of the speaker?
Words are so much fun; thanks Renee for this inspiring these ruminations.
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Rannygazoo is a word I picked up from some short stories by PG Wodehouse.
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I found this World Wide Words:
“Early in its existence, in the 1890s, it became a word of the moment, especially among Washington newspapermen, though it was then spelled rannikaboo or reinikaboo. A syndicated article that appeared in many American newspapers in early 1898 explained its allure for journalists:
“Reinikaboo” is entitled to a place in the next revision of the dictionaries. It has grown into the degree of usage which warrants formal recognition in the language. A reinikaboo is … a statement of news out of all proportion and almost out of relation to the facts, and yet having a certain origin and shadowy foundation. … In the classification of the Washington newspaper men there are fakes, reinikaboos, and real news.
Chicago Daily Tribune, 9 Jan. 1898.
As there’s more reinikaboo around today than there has ever been, you may feel the word deserves to be revived.”
I couldn’t agree more!
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Like piddling inn Superior.
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Nice name for a hotel…
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I saw the error created by my out of control fingers and decided I rather liked it, too.
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OT: I’m headed out to a folk dance workshop. See y’all Saturday eve.
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Another OT: I am ridding myself of art things. So just in case an artsy people here are looking. Transportation would be an issue. I am selling a Daylight true color fluorescent light. Clamps on edge of table or easel. Also selling portable easel and woodburner with rheostat control.
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From a favorite TV show of mine: a cat can have kittens in the oven — that doesn’t make them biscuits.
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Also today in a meeting someone said “I’m having a whack-a-mole kind of day” . This is my new favorite phrase and it is exactly the kind of day I’m having as well. I’m still here at the office for gosh sakes.
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Ishta. I am supposed to have Monday off, but I will be there, dictating evaluations.l
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heck you can do that at home
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If you live with 4 year old twins, every day is a Whack-A-Mole kind of day. When they were 2, every moment was that sort of moment.
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WE used to be quite fond of the recurring line in The Neverending Story, “but that is another tale, and shall be told another time”.
Do I tend to latch on to phrases related to wandering from the point, going OT, and down the rabbit hole? yes, yes I do.
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“I could a tale to you unfold. . . . ” from Possession by AS Byatt.
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Or, “I could to you a tale unfold. . . “. I forget how it goes.
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Thank you, baboons! Today has been fun! We have more fun blogs coming in tbr next werk.
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Tomorrow’s another day.
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Danish Kong Valdemar Atterdag was given the “atterdag” moniker because he was fond of saying “Imorgen er det atter en dag,” meaning “tomorrow’s another day.” He was king of Denmark from 1340 – 1375.
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fresh, with no mistakes in it (I believe that was Anne Shirley, of Green Gables)
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and so it goes… vonnegut
i hate it when that happens … tim
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the difference between me and you is that youre in there and im in here
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Not so favorite from Tr##p: “Believe me”.
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