Today’s post comes from Barbara from Rivertown:
Drawing on our recent discussion of what it’s like to be Royal, I wonder if part of the fun might be owning stuff no one else owns, and having the power to give things away if one was so inclined.
I happened on this article listing 31 unexpected things owned by HRH Queen Elizabeth II.
They are as follows:
1. All the swans on the River Thames
2. A pair of corgis
3. All the Dolphins in the United Kingdom
4. Nearly all of London’s Regent Street
5. Half of the UK’s shoreline
6. Six royal residences
7. More than 200 Launer handbags
8. A private ATM
9. The best seat in the house at Wimbledon
10. The Tower of London
11. 150,000 works of art (many of them priceless)
12. Queen Victoria’s Sketchbook
13. A winning team of race horses
14. A car collection worth more than $10 million
15. A tiara covered in 1333 diamonds
16. A massive Faberge Collection
17. Westminster Abbey
18. Hyde Park [et al.]
19. A Gold Record
20. A bat colony
21. The world’s largest clear-cut diamond
22. Three Crown Dependencies
23. An Aberdeen Angus Cow
24. Two tortoises from the Seychelles
25. Her own flag
26. Four Guinness World Records
27. A bold Blue Peter badge
28. The British seabed
29. An offshore wind farm
30. The UK’s Continental Shelf
31. All of Scotland’s gold mines
32. 25,000 Acres of forest
33. Trafalgar Square
34. Queen Victoria’s wedding dress
35. Henry VIII’s armor
36. Queen Elizabeth II’s own tartan
37. Millions of square feet of retail space
38. A baptismal font
39. A national collection of Mulberries
The game is:
The Queen has decided it’s time to “lighten up”, and will give each of you one (or more) of these gifts.
Which of these items would you most like to have?
That’s quite a list. I have mixed feelings about some items. I’ve heard that the Queen’s Corgis nip people’s ankles. I’ll loop back later with thoughts about wealth, but for now I’d welcome lightening Liz’s life by claiming those autos worth ten million bucks. That would really help with my cable TV bill.
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i’ll take the art
150,000 pieces… i’ll have to rotate them.
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It would be mayhem to have the swans and the corgis. I think the dogs wouldn’t stand a chance if they nipped a swan. I might like Westminster Abbey, but must cost a bit to heat.
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Kind of like the mayhem on stage when The Twelve Days of Christmas is acted out literally…
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Don’t know if this is going to work as it is from Facebook, but it’s worth a try:
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Thanks, PJ – that’s hilarious.
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I’ll take the continental shelf. As an absentee landlord, that seems the least bothersome.
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That’s what I was thinking that all this stuff is a lot of trouble. I couldn’t afford to have most of these things.
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I’m not sure anybody can own the continental shelf. You can CLAIM the shelf, but under what circumstances could you or would you defend your claim? Of course if nobody can own the shelf, anybody can claim it. I think I’ll start a collection of continental shelves.
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I’m not sure I’d want the mess and bother of any of the stuff, although if the Calgary Centennial Stampede Herd would agree to keep the Angus Cow there, which is apparently where it still lives (and pay for its feed), then maybe that’s what I would take.
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I suspect most of those things belong to the crown and not to the Queen personally.
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When she goes, there won’t be an estate sale.
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Yes, I suppose that’s true..
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She can keep the bat colony, which apparently resides in Balmoral Castle. Ishda!
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Agreed. About 20 years ago I found a dead bat in a canning jar stored in the Closet Under the Stairs. Therefore, I have done my stint as bat owner.
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An open jar, or with a lid?
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Open jar
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Good!
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Rise and Claim Your Gift, Baboons,
I don’t even know what some of the stuff is—A bold blue Peter Badge? HMMM. Do I want that? Is it decorative?
I will take the Corgis (who I think have since died) and the diamond. Everything else is too expensive to maintain, or too unknown. I really do not need more stuff at this point.
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Snort!
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Perfect!
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The Corgis are not, I think, gone.
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Her purebred corgis are all gone. She currently has two dogs – a dachshund-corgi mix – named Candy and Vulcan.
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Yes, I made a typo on #2 – article calls them “A pair of Dorgis.”
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According to the article: ” Blue Peter is a long-running BBC children’s television program that, unbelievably, has been broadcast practically every week in the UK since 1958″
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I’ll take Three Crown Dependencies, the best seat in the house at Wimbledon, a private ATM, and a partridge in a pear tree.
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I’d like to put all these in song by the end of the day. : )
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The swans for me. Elegant birds.
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They are as mean as snakes.
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Tsk, tsk, Renee, your antipathy toward snakes is showing.
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True. Unlike my third cousin TJ, with whom you are familiar, I have no great love of reptiles.
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As I was typing that comment, I was thinking that TJ would not approve of your characterization of snakes.
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I think I’ll take the 5,000 Acres of forest – sort of replaces the back yard from Robbinsdale…
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Woops – meant The 25,000 Acres…
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My first reaction was to add to the list: “And a partridge in a pear tree.”
But it’s relatively early for me. 😉
Chris in Owatonna
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From a selfish, greedy standpoint, I’ll take the gold mines in Scotland since I expect gold prices to eventually go through the proverbial roof in the next ten years or so.
From an aesthetic standpoint, I’ll take the 25,000 acres of forest so I can camp out and not be bothered by anyone else. Of course, that presumes the forest is in a single large plot. If it’s 5 acres here and 10 acres there, then maybe one or two of her 150000 pieces of art just to jazz up my place a little bit.
C in O
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Let’s split them.
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Deal!
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I think the thing I would like the least would be the 200 Launer handbags. I would never be able to figure out which one I put my sunglasses in.
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Reminds me of Imelda’s shoes.
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For two summers I clerked in an upscale fly fishing tackle shop in northwestern Wisconsin. Several times I got to watch as extremely rich people shopped. I remember the day the Ordway family (the family with the 3M wealth) once came as a group of about seven to shop for gifts for a party they were throwing.
I had always assumed it must be nice to have so much money you can easily buy anything that appeals to you. That’s not the way it looked. Having an infinite amount of money can be a curse, for it is no longer possible to yearn for material objects. If you can have whatever you want, it becomes hard to want anything very much. Perhaps the Queen has experienced this and worked out a good accommodation to it.
I don’t assume all wealthy people have the same issues about enjoying wealth. Some rich people probably have a wonderful time buying things. But those summers clerking left me convinced that having unlimited wealth is far from a guarantee of happiness.
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Interesting observation – I find that true any time there are a wealth of choices for something I want, rather than just a few.
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today they simply call it branding you wake up in the morning and you have an identity that you present and that you live by and that determines how you will go forward with each decision that you make and I think being queen or being a celebrity kind of allows you to view from above the critical decisions that are made on a daily basis throughout your life on the one hand it’s kind of a drag on the other hand it’s some thing that probably everyone does just not to the degree that the Royals do it
my great grandfather was a native American who was placed in the white community and became a powerful attorney and advocate for Native Americans up around the leech lake Indian reservation and he commented in his notes that being a Native American means that you had better never make a misstep because the people who question you will never forgive and will always remember and so you kind of go through life with that overview on the one hand but on the other hand it probably is the right decision and shouldn’t we all be put in a position where the right decision is the obvious choice
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Yes – branding in this sense is like one’s persona.
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Do you imagine she dons King Henry’s armour for fun?
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Imagine the grandchildren have a play day in the castle! (Assuming they could get away from the watchful eyes of nannies)
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Not at this stage of the game, but I wouldn’t be surprised if at some point when she were younger she did. She had a lot of spunk in her younger days.
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Would you? : )
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Oh, yes!
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I think you’d have to try it at some point!
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I understand it is enormously heavy.
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My father saw a huge Communist rally in Hyde Park in 1943.
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I was thinking of taking Hyde Park for my gift, but then, as Bill said, upkeep when you’re an absentee landlord…
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I’ve walked through Hyde Park and seen the swans on the Serpentine Pond. LOTS of maintenance as it is a really popular and busy spot!
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It’s Christmas Eve, and we’ve just finished our traditional Danish feast. This year I had actually managed to get my hands on a pork roast with the rind still on it, and that makes a huge difference.
Prior to sitting down for our own dinner I plated up a dinner for Philip: Pork roast with crisp rind, boiled potato with brown gravy (not sauce), caramelized small new potatoes, sweet and sour (mostly sweet) red cabbage, and Danish marinated cucumber salad. We delivered it, hot and ready to eat, and he ate every bite of it while we chatted. I left him a box of homemade Christmas cookies to munch on.
After we got back home, we enjoyed our own dinner. Nice, quiet and peaceful, and if I do say so myself, pretty damn tasty. Then husband did the dishes while I watched Anne Reed’s Christmas Eve concert, live from somewhere in her house. What a lovely, relaxed, and peaceful evening.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
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Sounds lovely, PJ. I’ll have to say that I’m enjoying not rushing around for anything.
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