It seems the mantle of authority can shift suddenly, and whether it comes through a coup or too much cootchie-coo, every now and then somebody has to step down.

Given the daily scramble to call the shots all over the world, this can be an awkward moment. How does one gracefully remove one’s self from a position of power, particularly when it becomes clear that one will be removed by force if necessary? Of course you’ll want to portray it as your own decision, reached through careful contemplation.

But sometimes it’s a great relief when you can just defer to an undeniable authority figure who spoke to you privately and told you exactly what to do. Especially when there is no transcript and the voice is too mystical to be questioned.

You don’t have to go this far, but to lessen the blow you could also say the instructions rhymed.

I know it’s good to be the boss
and to be good and bossy.
Sometimes you get to choose and toss
and sometimes you’re the toss-ee.

You’ve been around the block my friend.
No more a sprightly pup.
All good things do, at some point, end.
So please, dude, hang it up.

No need to protest. Don’t act tough.
Although you might feel bitter.
It’s time to gather up your stuff.
Embrace your inner quitter.

They’ll make up reasons why you’d leave –
that someone’s out to get you.
Ignore it. You will not believe
how quickly they forget you.

For this part, no one is prepared.
You’ll be replaced. Don’t cross him.
When, side-by-side, you are compared,
He’ll look completely awesome!

Your pink slip came in dopey verse.
Admittedly, that’s odd.
Say it was Seuss, or Zeus or worse –
The Sing-Song Voice of God.

When have you received a gentle nudge?