The only South Dakota news I noticed Saturday in the Fargo Forum was an article about a woman cracking open an egg that had four yolks. Well, it is 1 in 11,000,000,000 occurrence, but I still imagine there is a lot more going on South Dakota than that. Plus, it is such a stereotypically Midwestern, rural story.
I have become a real news junkie over the past four years, mainly out of anxiety. I do so look forward to the future when news might become more dull.
What sort of beat would you want to cover if you were a reporter? What print media do you like to read?
A grad school friend of mine from Montreal told the story of her father at meal time. They were a working class family, but at every meal her father would proclaim “Not even the Queen is eating a meal as good as this!”
I think that was a charming thing for him to say, and may have set the stage for gratitude from his family for what they had.
What do you imagine are the pros and cons of being the Queen? In what way is your life better than hers? What will you eat this holiday season that the Queen might be envious of?
I am sad to report that on Monday, Husband and I had to take Millie, our Tortie, to the vet to be put down. She had been doing quite well with her steroid treatment for lymphoma for the past two months. She took a sudden turn for the worse on the weekend, and we knew it was the end, so we loaded her up and went together to the vet. It was sad, but we are relieved her suffering is over.
Husband said he was really glad we went to the vet together, and that neither of us had to do it alone. Then, he suggested a question for the Trail:
What do you think are essential qualities for a spouse or partner?
It was terribly foggy the other day. There is a saying out here that when it is foggy in the fall or winter, we will have snow in three days, three weeks, or three months. Well that is a pretty safe bet and leaves a lot of room for fudging. “Yep, remember that fog we had in early December? See, its snowing” (in mid February)!
I love hearing sayings like this. It seems to me that they are ways to make sense of the universe, even if they aren’t really true.
What are some of your favorite sayings, colloquialisms, and euphemisms? Can you make up some new ones?
My third cousin, Tom, lives in Madelia and likes to hunt for fossils. He posted recently a story about someone finding a 5 foot long wooly mammoth tusk near New Ulm. That must have been so exciting to dig up! Who would have imagined mammoths near New Ulm?
Paleontology was fun to learn about, but I always wanted to be an archeologist. I love reading about history, and right now I would really love to focus all my attention on the very distant past. (Thinking about the future isn’t so pleasant at this point. ) I think I would like to explore Frisian and Saxon settlements anywhere in the world, just to get a better sense of my ancestral culture.
What era of history fascinates you? What would you like to dig up?
I am chagrind to report that my state is number one in the country for per capita Covid cases. I remember how important it was in high school and college for our teams and ensembles to be “number one.” I don’t want to be number one any more.
I want to be last right now. Didn’t someone a long time ago say that “the first will be last and the last will be first?”
What are you the best at? What are you the worst at?
I was tickled to see the New York Times article last week about the benefits of baboon friendships. Researchers have studied the friendship patterns of baboons in Kenya since 1971. They noticed early on that female baboons with lots of gal pals lived longer than those with fewer friends. Male baboons have been harder to follow and study, but the evidence is now in that male baboons’ life spans are longer the more platonic female friendships they have. Female baboons groom both their male and female buddies, thus decreasing parasites and strengthening bonds that reduce conflict. The same lifespan and platonic friendship associations are noted in many social species from horses to dolphins to humans. Let’s give thanks for our friends!
Who have been your best male and female friends?
Took another new route this week; as we were coming down a hill, I thought I saw a statue in someone’s backyard. “Must be St. Francis” I thought to myself and as we got closer I realized I was correct. And then we got even closer and I started to laugh. The photo says it all. When I came around the corner of the driveway (yes, I trespassed a little for the photo), I laughed even harder when I saw the second, smaller statue. This just made my day.
There is a new federal law – you are required to have a statue of someone in your yard. It has to be a person (although secondary and tertiary statues of any type are ok). Who will it be?
You know me – a good coupon can draw me in any time. This time it was Feisty Cherry Diet Coke. I like chilis, I like cherries, I like Diet Coke. Heck I will even admit to liking Cherry Diet Coke. And I like hot in my food. But turns out that chili, cherry and coke together do not light my fuse! Guess I’m just not feisty enough?
What contradictions do you have in your life?
(And what do I do with the remaining 11 cans?)
We were required to wear masks at work in April. Two weeks ago we were issued face shields to wear over our masks. Now we have the option of goggles. Instead of looking like welders we look like mad chemists.
I had to wear a uniform when I waitressed at Mr. Steak in Moorhead when I was in college. I have not worn a work uniform since. I like the goggles better than the shields, but we all still look goofy. I am thankful we don’t have to wear paper gowns, but that may yet happen, since cases of COVID are increasing exponentially in our county.
What is the oddest or most uncomfortable clothing you ever had to wear?