Today’s post comes courtesy of a moment of gauzy wakefulness in the midst of a nature-induced state of torpor, from Bart the Bear – a beast of the forest who found a smart phone.

Yo.

A little groggy here but had to say h’lo while the wind is whistling over my head and the snow is finally here and deep and packed all around. This is the coziest spot for hibernation … ever! I’m kinda hoping it goes on for a long longer. Winter I mean. I’m into it – the worse it gets the more I like it. Don’t know what the groundhog said about Spring and don’t care. He’s an idiot.

Noticed there’s a story about the universe – how some big thinkers say it could be unstable and just destroy itself at random for no special reason. The whole universe! It’ll just POP like a bubble and poof, we’re gone. Something to do with the Higgs Boson. Knew that thing was no good when they were looking for it. Some stuff isn’t worth finding.

Like a bottle of hot sauce, for example. Somebody dropped one out of their bag at a picnic. Was hoping for a bag of chips but you take what you can get. Yeah, I drank it. Yeah, the whole thing. Hard to think that any asteroid strike or universe-bubble popping could hurt worse than that.

Bring it on, I say. I’m pretty sure I’ll be asleep when the next new universe comes to call.

Send berries,
Bart

What have you found that you wish you hadn’t?