I didn’t have a big to-do list yesterday. Normally when this occurs, I fill in with other little tasks around the house or I plant myself in my studio but for some reason sitting on the sofa and watching tv. Three episodes of Perry Mason and then a handful of Columbo.
I’ve seen them all repeatedly. I know who the murderer is in every Perry Mason and, of course, you know who the murderer is on Columbo from the get-go. Since I don’t have to spend any mental energy on figuring out the mystery, I can while away the time looking at small details and wondering at how the world has changed.
Yesterday what stood out the most was that no matter where Perry or Columbo happen to be, somebody can always get ahold of them. Perry is interviewing a suspect; the phone rings and it’s for him. Columbo is at his dog’s obedience academy; the phone rings and it’s for him. It happened all the time.
Now Perry had Della to call him however the calls weren’t always from her and quite a bit of the time she was with him. Was there a whiteboard with all of Perry’s stops left in his outer office? For many years, there was Gertie who took calls. Maybe she was letting folks know where Perry was?
But Columbo? He was always portrayed as such a loose cannon – if there was some administrative assistant somewhere back at headquarters, it was a highly kept secret. Did he really leave the phone number of the dog obedience academy with someone somewhere?
It made me think about the scene in Woody Allen’s Play It Again Sam in which Diane Keaton and Tony Roberts are leaving Woody’s apartment:
Dick:
I’ll be at 362-9296 for a while; then I’ll be at 648-0024 for about fifteen minutes; then I’ll be at 752-0420; and then I’ll be home, at 621-4598. Yeah, right George, bye-bye.
Linda:
There’s a phone booth on the corner. You want me to run downstairs and get the number? You’ll be passing it.
Obviously these days detectives and lawyers are never without their cell phones, so the whiteboards with everyone’s every move and destination are not longer necessary. Of course, now that I think about it – they probably hadn’t been invented yet?
Do you have a whiteboard? Whiteboard equivalent? What do you use it for?