Last Friday evening, our son drove into Brookings to put air in the tires of his wife’s car. They live in a small town several miles east of Brookings. There are three roads that go between the towns. Two are nicely paved. The third is paved, albeit poorly. with some patches of gravel here and there. The county ran out of money this summer to pave the entire route. There are lots of farm trucks on it.
On the way back home on the partially paved road, Son drove through a very large puddle on the road. It was several inches deep. When he got home he parked the car in the garage and noticed a very horrible smell. He said if the temperature had been any higher in the garage he might have fainted from the stench. The sides of the car and the tires were covered with a black, tarry substance.
He tried wiping off what he could, and then took the car through the car wash. 5 times. He got most of it off, but it still was sort of smelly. He used an enzymatic cleaner to get any remaining crud out from between the doors and the door frame. It took him most of the weekend to get the car cleaned.
He consulted with a friend who grew up on a farm who thought the offending substance had come from a truck hauling liquid hog manure. Son says he has a new appreciation for the word “hogwash”.
What words have you come to appreciate lately? What’s the biggest mess you have had to clean up? Any experiences with hogs?









