Zoos and animal parks are some YAs and my favorite places to visit. Minnesota Zoo, Como Zoo, Fawn-Doe-Rosa, Carlson Llama Farm – these are our local haunts. Zoos and animals parks are also, in my experience, the places with the highest percentage of child meltdowns around.
YA was a very easy child (we’re just talking child here, not teenager!) so I have zero experience with a melting down child. She abandoned the idea of the stroller by the time she was three and never looked back. She never ran around in a zoo restaurant. She never banged on the glass to get the attention of the spotted leopard on the other side. She never pushed another child out of the way to get a better look at a penguin. She never had a tantrum of any kind when we were out and about. Never.
Over the years, YA has heard me extol her virtues as a child a lot. Way too much from her experience. So I work hard to keep my lips zipped because these days any time I say something I get a massive eye roll and usually an exasperated “I know”. But it’s difficult because every visit guarantees some bad behavior on the part of children who are over-tired, over-stimulated and probably hungry to boot. The examples in the second paragraph all happened yesterday at the Zoo.
So I stroll along with YA, thinking to myself what a wonderful child she was and what a terrific young adult she had turned out to be, all the while saying NOTHING. NOTHING. I wonder if one of these days my head will just explode.
Occasionally she will let me take her picture, although sometimes bribery is involved. The above picture cost me a trip to Dairy Queen.
What summer treat would I need to bribe you with for a photo?
Haagen Dazs.
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What flavor is your favorite?
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Butter pecan for me
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Probably a 3-way tie between chocolate peanut butter, butter pecan, and pistachio.
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Do you scoop it out or do you like eat it rIght out of the container?
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I scoop it into a bowl, since the dog likes to do the pre-rinse before the bowl goes in the dishwasher
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Both/either.
Mind you, I don’t find the actual Haagen Dazs down here very often, but there are substitutes… And I fondly remember it from Mpls years.
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They have Hagen Daz at Walmart!
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That’s the one thing that might get me in there!
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A fresh Minnesota-strawberry sundae with Breyer’s French Vanilla ice cream, drizzled with balsamic vinegar glaze.
Chris in Owatonna
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Whipped cream?
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Heck yeah, if you’re buying! 🙂
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Rise and Shine, Baboons,
Anything chocolate, an Annie’s Parlor Hot Fudge Sundae, a gift card for art supplies, a guaranteed beautiful Minnesota Spring day with nothing scheduled.
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JacAnon
PS, I just posted Caring Bridge entry about Lou’s condition.
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can you send the link?
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I will do that.
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Thanks, Jacque. Glad you have the supports you do, as well as Nurse Phoebe.
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Don’t neglect you, though
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This dog is such a comfort to Lou–she is very attentive. Now that we are through this initial phase of the illness, I will be doing things to care for myself. As soon as I can access respite care with one of the regular care providers, I plan to take a weekend off!
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Yes, esp. the support classes at the Community Center!
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I used to be hesitant about photos, and then I watched a gentleman strike a big goofy pose when I was taking show photos and that struck me as so PERFECT – not only for suiting his personality, but for the act of having your picture taken. Why NOT strike a pose? And I’ve kinda been doing it ever since. The pose might be me looking grumpy, or making a face, or whatever strikes me at the time.
I’m an easy bribe. What’ta ya got? 🙂
XDFBen
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I’m thinking maybe some good barbecue, corn on the cob, some potato salad and a beer.
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Stupid WP!
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My summer treet is not within your power to grant.
XXXpresident Donny convicted and jailed.
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Whipped cream?
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Revenge is best served cold. Whipped might be good, too.
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honey and fire ants
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A turtle sundae would be perfect.
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Garden veggies almost any choice will do
I was thinking tomato and raspberry but in reality any fresh from the garden veggies work
lemonade with lemons left in
cocoa butter rub on a sunny beach
day on a sailboat
my ice cream in the day was double chocolate chip with a tub of real peanut butter and a large spoon
daughter buys the good peanut butter
my house stocks skippy in large quantities
more raspberries
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I love peanut butter and or in ice cream.
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I love poetry slams, and this guy is GOOD. And what an audience.
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…”sellin’ peanut butter ice cream out of a galvanized pail…”
Doesn’t get any better than that.
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Breyer’s Natural Vanilla
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Whipped cream?
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VS, forgot to ask – will you show YA this post? : )
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