I can’t decide if I’m losing my mind or not.
Backstory. For many years, I have kept dog treats in my car – a box in the backseat and usually two or three in the little well in the drivers side door. Most of these go to dogs at the hardware store – there are two official hardware store dogs but there are also often shoppers who bring their dogs in. Occasionally if someone asking for money on a street corner has a dog, I will stop and talk to them a bit. Dollar or so if I have it and a couple of treats for the dog. I haven’t changed the type of dog treat – ever.
This summer, I went to grab a treat from the little well and there were none there. No big deal, I must have used them the last time I was at the hardware store. I went to get a few from the box and the box was empty. It’s completely within the realm of possibility that I took the last few treats out the box the last time I filled up the well, but I couldn’t grab a memory of doing that. I bought another box, opened it and put a few in the window well. A couple weeks later I noticed the well was empty, so went back to the box. It was open and tipped over in the storage box where it sits. Hmmmm. This is where it gets tricky. I am not 100% certain that I put any treats in the well at that point but the next week when I wanted one, the well was empty.
There is absolutely no evidence that critters are the culprits of all this. No crumbs, no droppings, no scratch marks, no odor, no damage to anything else in the car. Even in summer, I never leave the car windows open. I could do a more scientific investigation (other than relying on my perhaps faulty memory) by taking a photo and jotting down the date and time to compare it later if I find the well empty. Same with the box – picture and date of it closed. So far, I’ve been too lazy to do that, although truly, how long would it take to snap a photo with my phone as I’m getting out of the car?
It’s hard to imagine a squirrel getting into the car and it’s harder to imagine mice getting in and traipsing off with whole dog treats without leaving some kind of trail.
Any thoughts?
I forget, what was the question? Oh, about losing your memory or was it squirrels?
Don’t leave food out in your car. Put it all in a sturdy plastic box. And get rid of those slippers.
Clyde
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Look for a transdimensional rift.
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Critters come up through the undersides of vehicles.
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Even as big as a squirrel?
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I know mice can.
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Chipmunks more likely. They can get through small holes. Lack of crumbs is puzzling. Mice will chew on your engine wires. My daughter had her car disabled twice that way. But food in your car draws all sorts of small animals.
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Check the interior air filters for crumbs.
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Very tiny dogs.
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I suspect you have a poodlegeist.
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Funny
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I think it is mice or another rodent. The problem with this that once rodents are in your car, you do not know if they will come out while you are driving. My brother-in-law had one climb up his leg while driving.
For your own safety get the food far away from the car and get the car pest free. Really.
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“I think squirrels are just rats with good PR.”
Jack Handey
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Nothin’ new to add to the guesses… To me, the mystery is why you’ve been doing it for years, and only now they go missing?!
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