It’s another time of year for polarization. Candy corn or no candy corn! Hamlet said it best:
To corn, or not to corn, that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of autumn candy treasure,
Or to take arms against a sea of sugar
And by opposing end them. To gorge—to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand sugar shocks
That taste buds are heir to: ’tis a corn consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d.
I’ve always loved candy corn. I know that many folks do not – in fact really really do not. It took me a few years after I became a vegetarian to realize that my fall favorite is not a vegetarian product; the Brachs autumn staple is made with gelatin. So sadly at about the age of 22 I gave up candy corn.
About 15 years ago I discovered a few smaller companies who make candy corn (and also the little pumpkins) with no gelatin. You kinda had to hunt for it. For the last five years I’ve been able to find it at Hy-Vee but this is dangerous. I drive all the way to Hy-Vee and then can’t seem to just get the candy and go; I always spend way to much at Hy-Vee.
This year Target is carrying a non-gelatin brand of both the plain candy corn as well as the pumpkin mix. Woo-hoo. I got a container of each (and didn’t end up spending a small fortune on other items).
When I got home YA gave me grief about buying candy corn and disparaged candy corn in general. But I’ve seen her dip her hand into the candy bowl more than once since then. Guess she’s on team candy corn whether she admits it or not!
Do you have something you just can’t stand? (Besides VS hi-jacking Shakespeare to validate her yearning for candy.)


