I wear Birkenstock sandals (sans socks) to work in the summer. The ones I have are five years old. My son tells me that I should replace them every year. (He has terribly flat feet and probably got that advice from his podiatrist. ) That seems wasteful and silly to me, but recently I have noticed some issues with my sandals that make me think it is time for replacements.
The soles of my feet are contacting the foot bed of my sandals and are making continuous fart noises when I walk. It is getting worse every day. I tried tightening the straps, but that didn’t help. My young clients think it is hilarious. I worry coworkers think it is gastric instead of pedal. If I wear socks I will confirm in everyone’s mind that I am odd beyond redemption. What is a girl to do?
Tell about costumes, clothes, or uniforms that gave you grief. What wardrobe malfunctions have you experienced?