For my birthday, my dear friend Susan got me a javelina cookie cutter. Pretty niche gift, right? You wouldn’t think there would be enough javelina fans in the world who need a cookie cutter, but I’m glad somebody thought this was necessary.
Took me a few weeks but I finally decided last Friday to fire up the oven and make a batch of cookies. The first aha moment was how large the cookie cutter actually is. It came packaged in it’s own little box so I didn’t really have it in my brain how large it was until I opened it; it’s a good six inches long. Basically the size of three medium-sized cookies together.
The second surprise was related to the first. Being so large, I only got 17 cookies out of the entire recipe; I didn’t roll them too thinly because I was planning on sending a small package to Susan when they were finished.

The third revelation was also related to one and two. I didn’t have a tin or tupper that I could fit the cookies into. This wasn’t an irrevocable problem as the Dollar Tree is ten minutes from my house.
They baked up nicely but there turned out to me one more shock. Instead of making chocolate icing from scratch, I grabbed a can of chocolate icing that I had in the cabinet. It was clear almost immediately that this ooey gooey icing, while being quite yummy, was never going to set up nicely for stacking them into a tin and sending them via the postal service. I considered stopping mid javelinas and making a sturdier icing but I didn’t want to waste the icing I had. The cookies went straight into the fridge and even after sitting overnight, still too sticky to mail.
Oh well, best last plans. Guess I’ll have to do another batch at some point this fall and think it all through a little more.
The cookies are quite nice and very cute. I even bought a cheap comb at Walgreens to give them that javelina-y look.
What kind of “out there” cookie cutter would you like to see made? What kind of icing do you prefer on your cookies?