We feed the squirrels. We started out to feed just the birds; I’m not even remotely worried about squirrels not being able to fend for themselves. But as anyone who has tried to feed birds without feeding squirrels will tell you – get over yourself. We have one feeder that has things like corn and peanuts and suet. The other feeders offer teeny bits that appeal to birds and have itty bitty openings that the squirrels can’t get into. The last feeder holds a block of seed and meal worms but is laced with some kind of hot sauce. Apparently birds aren’t bothered by capsaicin while squirrels are repelled it. It seems to be doing the job as the squirrels ignore it completely and the birds seem to enjoy it.
Of course, having squirrels on the feeders and on the ground under the feeders makes Guinevere insane. When you open the back porch door she can get to the feeders in about a nanosecond. She has never gotten a squirrel although there is one who seems to go out of its way to mosey along to the tree with just a hairs breath from getting gnawed by the dog.
I have to admit that sometimes I egg Guinevere on. “Go get `em Tiger” is the most used phrase although sometimes I mix it up. I don’t actually want her to get a squirrel and I’m very sure that my giving her positive feedback isn’t increasing her speed but I do like to think I’m tricking her into getting a little more exercise.
I only think like this because I have to trick MYSELF into getting more exercise. I’m just not crazy about organized exercise, so I disguise it as something else. Yardwork is the biggie and walking the dog is good too – I don’t even think about these as exercise. I’ve taken over trash/recycling duty from YA the last year as this is something that needs doing and the long driveway on the hill is some good movement. I’ve even taken to bringing up the neighbors cans (they keep their cans next to their back door which is right off my driveway). Extra trips and it’s a neighborly thing to do. If science actually came up with a pill to replace exercise, the neighbors would probably be on their own every Thursday!
Until I figure out a way to make exercise my friend, I guess I’ll be tricking the dog into chasing after all the teenage mutant ninja squirrels in the back.
Are you and exercise friends? How do you manage it???
