I don’t spend much time looking at “the best things to buy” kinds of online ads, but yesterday afternoon, while lazing around watching re-runs of Columbo, I clicked on a “Unusual Items that Everybody Wants” lists. Not sure what I was thinking.
The first item that made my jaw drop was a wristband that you use when you wash your face… to catch any water drips before they run down your arm. Not sure why this is needed in life unless everybody washes their face differently than I do.
The next items that stopped me in my track was the “purse organizer” (above). My very first thought was “who has 8 purses”? Silly question since I sleep in a room next to someone who most likely have more than 8. I’m sure she’s not alone. Me? One purse for everyday use and one fabric “State Fair” bag with a turtle on it that is the perfect size for what we need to take to the fair (money holder, coupon booklet, collapsible cookie holder, aspirin, address labels…). If we weren’t State Fair aficionados, I would just have one purse.
My second thought was how in heaven’s name would you explain either of these items to someone living in the Middle Ages? This was followed by a huge number of things that I can’t imagine trying to explain. If you are suddenly transported to the year 1435, you probably shouldn’t mention ANYTHING about the times in which we live. It’s a perfect way to end up on the 1435 version of the loony bin. It never goes well in any time travel book I’ve ever read.
What would be the hardest thing to explain about our world to King Henry VI?